You’re the best at what you do.

I won’t say I’ll make your dreams come true—you’re busy doing that on your own. But, I’ll do the next best thing. I’ll make sure everyone else sees what you and I see—you’re a genius! Shouldn’t your brand reflect that?

“You’ve been a graphic designer since the 1900’s,” says my teenager. He says things like that to make me feel older than I actually am, but he’s not totally wrong. I started my career in Seattle in the late 1900’s (1996 to be exact), back when Adobe Illlustrator was called Macromedia Freehand and social media was called bulletin boards. I guess you could say, I’m experienced.

Since that time, some nice things have been said about my work. Mostly by my Mom, but my clients are super happy too (and I’ve won some stuff).

You should spend more time doing what you love. Hire me and you’ll have plenty of time to get back to the golf course. Or your knitting. Or dog-petting. Plus, I’ll get to do more of what I love, so it’s a win-win, right?

I use Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, InDesign, and my fingers. People mostly hire me for identity, print, illustration, and packaging design, but I can do other things too (I write all my own copy—take that Chat GPT). I’ve worked for people in lots of different industries and use the fine art of listening to bring your vision to life.

Okay, but what’s the deal with lemons?

What I love about lemons is that they brighten up the foods they’re with—you could roast plain ‘ol chicken, but something special happens when you add lemon. I’m kinda like that too. Pair me with your project and together we’ll make lemon chicken. Or a kick-ass design, your choice.

Take a look around my portfolio. If you need help with a project and you think we’d be a good fit, click the big lemon-yellow button.

Go on, do it. What are you waiting for? It’ll be fun.

P.S. I know what you’re thinking. “Sure, but how much is this gonna cost me?”

I can work within most budgets. Click the big lemon-yellow button above and we’ll talk about yours. I may not be as cheap as your next-door neighbor’s teenager who’ll use Canva and wrongfully call you a Boomer (you don’t look a day over Millenial), but I’m a much better value.

P.P.S. Even though I was born in the last century, I’m still agile enough to get back to you right away and meet your deadline. Take that, iGen.

P.P.P.S. If you want to see a picture of my actual dogs, click the big lemon-yellow button above and I’ll send it to you for FREE! It’s totally worth it, they’re super cute.

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